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Fic: Blowjob Clause, SGA, NC-17, McKay/Sheppard, 1/1 
21st-Jun-2006 05:13 pm
Lt. Colonel Face
Title: Blowjob Clause
Author: Amireal
Rating: NC-17, ~500 words
A/N: Really, seriously, I don't write PWPs. I don't. But since z_rayne has managed to blame two stories on me in under 24 hours, I have decided to blame this on her. Since she beta'd, I feel fully okay with this. This is sort of a warm up, getting back in the game. Moving isn't done, but by god I need inspiration.

Summary: John thinks he missed something important.

John thinks he missed something important. He thinks it over. A wave at that person, a nod to this person, knocking on Rodney's door and--blowjob.

Yep. He missed something.

But wow. Blowjob.

"Rodnnggg...." Oh, tongue. Good tongue. Hot tongue, Jesus fucking amazing tongue.

Now there is a finger, actually a hand just under his-- holycrapthatwasn'tsupposedtofeelthatgood. Suction, really good and hot suction and a hand and Rodney making--dear God--sounds.

John reaches out, thumb tracing Rodney's cheek, catching his attention, and he looks up just a fraction and--God does that change the suction. John's eyes cross for a second before he remembers something really important.

He and Rodney don't really have a blowjob clause in their friendship.

"Rodne--" The fucker twists his hand and sends sparks shooting up John's spine. He swallows and tries again. "Rodney."

Rodney obligingly starts to slide off, letting his lips trail and hold on to John for as long as the vacuum he's created lasts, until he finally lets go of John's dick with a loud and dirty pop. John fights to keep his knees locked. "Can't talk. Busy," Rodney says and then goes back at it with enough enthusiasm that John just about blacks out for a second there.

Hey, it's been ten months, what's a guy to do? Apparently come like a freight train embarrassingly fast.

Rodney nurses him through it, petting his hip and stomach, sucking gently. Somewhere in there John's knees do give out and Rodney helps him slide bonelessly to the floor.

"Nguh--" John makes pointy motions at Rodney.

"Yes," Rodney pants, reaching for his own fly, "yes, that would be--oh"

Hah! Got you, fucker. John manages to get his hand to wrap around Rodney's dick and pump up and down with fantastic speed considering he's pretty close to not remembering his own name.

"Just--oh, yes a litt--" John pushes his thumb just under the head of Rodney's dick, and then flops forward just enough to fit the tip into his mouth while his hand, miraculously, goes even faster.

Rodney comes with a really hot "oh, oh, oh," like he's just discovered how to recharge a ZPM. Then they both flop for long enough to remember how to breathe and move at the same time.

"What--?" John asks. Not that he's really complaining, because come on. Blowjob. Again, however, he doesn't remember mind-blowing orgasms as part of the 'put up with Rodney McKay and don't let on that you kind of find him a little endearing' deal, which thinking about it, is kind of stupid.

"What?" Rodney pushes up onto his elbows, looking flushed and glassy-eyed and really fucking delicious. "Like you didn't see this coming."

21st-Jun-2006 09:24 pm (UTC)
First comment! (Gods, I'm such a fangirl)
Anyways, it's nice to see you back in the game and I can't wait for the huge thing that's coming next.
I realise you don't write pwp but gods, this was hot and kinda randomly believable.
21st-Jun-2006 09:38 pm (UTC)
*flexes fingers* It still might be slow, but at least I've got time and energy to write again.

*grins* Yay beleivability! Thank you!
21st-Jun-2006 09:25 pm (UTC)
*dies* Oh, that last line is PRICELESS

Also? GUH.
21st-Jun-2006 09:38 pm (UTC)
Hehehe. Don't ask what time it was when I wrote it and how long it took. *SO ASHAMED*

I'm pretty fond of the last line too... but I totally adore "Can't talk. Busy."

Just... 'cause. *teehee* Thanks!
21st-Jun-2006 09:28 pm (UTC)
I'm torn between hot and guh and hot. I think I'll go for all of them ;)
21st-Jun-2006 09:39 pm (UTC)
Hee. W00t! Tank yew!
21st-Jun-2006 09:30 pm (UTC)
Hahaha! This is ... they're so in character. I mean, I know that should be an obvious requirement for good fic, but this is so them, that it's like ... like ... if Martin Gero wrote an episode for HBO. ;)
21st-Jun-2006 09:42 pm (UTC)
Dude. Compared to Martin Gero. *preens*

Heh, I'd like to think that I've got a pretty good handle on their voices... well as good a handle as you can have while imagining them having hot, wrong sex on the floor.

Thank you!
21st-Jun-2006 09:37 pm (UTC)
See, I told you to post. It's dirty, raunchy boyseks, and it's worth sharing. *g*
21st-Jun-2006 09:43 pm (UTC)
Shut up.

*feels alarmingly unsexy*
21st-Jun-2006 09:45 pm (UTC)
Nope, I didn't see them it coming.
21st-Jun-2006 09:48 pm (UTC)

I abuse that canon line FAR too much. *huggles it*

Glad you liked!
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21st-Jun-2006 09:49 pm (UTC)
*grins* Thank you. I rather like it myself.
21st-Jun-2006 09:55 pm (UTC)

Oh, that was *good*! Funny, happy, sweet, sexy, and wonderfully descriptive! Thank you for sharing;)
21st-Jun-2006 09:57 pm (UTC)
*beams* Thank you!
21st-Jun-2006 10:21 pm (UTC)
Hee! No, Rodney, he didn't... ;>

But this was GUH!-worthy.
21st-Jun-2006 10:27 pm (UTC)
*grins* Thankee!
21st-Jun-2006 10:35 pm (UTC)
Really, seriously, I don't write PWPs. I don't.

Dear god, then I'd hate to think what you'd do to us if you did.

I'll just be the puddle of goo over here.
21st-Jun-2006 10:37 pm (UTC)
I'm afraid of them. My brain just looks at them and goes "Context!" and "Loose threads!! *FLAILS*"

But uh. Glad you liked it!
21st-Jun-2006 10:51 pm (UTC) - bwah!
"What?" Rodney pushes up onto his elbows, looking flushed and glassy-eyed and really fucking delicious. "Like you didn't see this coming."


This was fun, yay!!
21st-Jun-2006 10:59 pm (UTC) - Re: bwah!
*grins* Thank you!

I admit it though, I totally abuse that canon line. *feels shameful*
21st-Jun-2006 11:00 pm (UTC)
Good short. What's a PWP?

And, "Blowjob clause," Made my coffee escape.
21st-Jun-2006 11:02 pm (UTC)
PWP, Plot? What Plot?

*grins* Yay for bad jokes!
21st-Jun-2006 11:34 pm (UTC)
Ha! is it okay to say that i found this kind of cute and endearing?
21st-Jun-2006 11:36 pm (UTC)
I suppose so. The boys being boys is always kinda endearing.
22nd-Jun-2006 12:40 am (UTC)
Hee, absolutely adorable and incredibly hot. I'm so thrilled to see you writing again! I'm also glad that you've gotten settled enough that you're able to find the time to write again. It's good that the Move has calmed down some.

I can't even begin to pick my favorite lines from this though; I agree with all the ones mentioned in the comments above--but really, the entire thing was great fun. John's "confused-but-hey!-blowjob!" perspective is fantastic, along with Rodney's--ok, I can't think how to classify it but it's definately Rodney.

22nd-Jun-2006 12:45 am (UTC)
I'm sort of at a mini standstill. Wait till the bedroom furniture comes in. :)

There's other, larger bits in the works, but it still may be a bit slow. *grin* I'm glad you liked the whole thing, thanks!
22nd-Jun-2006 01:29 am (UTC)
Dude, of COURSE he didn't see it coming! In fact, I read the whole story thinking, "And of course he didn't see it coming..." *g*

Oh, John. The happy surprises that await you when you're an idiot, and yet totally fucking adorable! And the happy surprises that await me, because, best fandom ever! Thank you. Did I mention this rocks?
22nd-Jun-2006 01:37 am (UTC)
I have to admit... I totally abuse that canon line more than once. But it's so precious... and *true*.

*grins* Yay for validation! I mean. I'm glad you liked it!
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