Rating: Rish for smidge of smut and some icky descriptions
Notes: Wow, ok I blame everyone who encouraged me. Most especially forcryinoutloud. You suck.
Thanks to my beta reader chopchica because my grammer sucks man
Length: 6,853 words.
It should also be noted that I had to fight my brain on this, because it was all "But but, REALISM!" and I was all "But but, Harlequin!!"
Summary: "So your bedside manner leaves a lot to be desired."