Tags: mckay/sheppard

Lt. Colonel Face

Fic: Leavenworth, SGA, NC-17, McKay/Sheppard (1/2)

Title: Leavenworth
Author: amireal
Rating: NC-17
Length: Approx 13,000 words.
Author's notes: Beta thanks to fairestcat and lierdumoa (whom I apologize to for posting this without hearing from you on that last thing, but OMG I HAVE NO NAILS LEFT), eternal gratitude because oh god, I wrote this while SO SICK and the keystrokes I missed were abominable. Also thanks for general cheering go to seperis.

The sheer amount of B.S. that had to be seeded into this fic to make the plot work boggles the mind. No really it does and it frightens me and I should never be allowed to write a paper ever again.

As always, if something was missed I first wouldn't be surprised and second would be happy to correct it.

Summary: "On the plus side, we're apparently in the Ritz of prison cells."



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Lt. Colonel Face

Fic: Close Encounters, SGA, NC-17, McKay/Sheppard

Title: Close Encounters
Author: amireal
Rating: NC-17
Length: Approx 4500 words.
Notes: Well this was... wish fulfillment for me, it's crack like, but not fully crack. Thanks to seperis for the beta and the bitchslaps. Also thanks to fairestcat who went over it and found the four apparently *glaring* errors that were hoarding other people's enjoyment for themselves.
Archive: My LJ, my site, Area52 and wraithbait

Summary: "It's just a goddamned crush!"

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Lt. Colonel Face

Fic: Synchronicity, SGA, NC-17, McKay/Sheppard

Title: Synchronicity
Author: amireal and seperis
Rating: NC-17
Length: Approx 10,000 words. Of Porn.

Author Notes: So apparently, Jenn and I are the antichrist. Or the coming of the apocalypse or something equally cool. And Jenn has nothing to add, as shock commenced soon after completion. Thanks to cjandre for betaing. We know it was a terrible burden, what with the 10,000 words of porn and all.

Summary: "How long have we been walking?"




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Quarks, Quantum Chromodynamics and Other Unproven Theories, SGA, NC-17, McKay/Sheppard

Title: Quarks, Quantum Chromodynamics and Other Unproven Theories

Author: Amireal

Rating: NC-17

Pairing: McKay/Sheppard

Length: Approx 25,000 words.

Disclaimer: Not mine, would I be buying lotto tickets if they were?

Author's notes: Thanks to chopchica and seperis for the beta. This thing was a monster and I was a bitch. You guys rock. Also, the title of this fic scares me, it's longer than the summary and frankly I highly doubt I'll ever be able to remember it without looking it up first.

 

Summary: "I think we stumbled onto some Ancient kid's homework."

Lt. Colonel Face

Fractured Fairy Tales, SGA, R, McKay/Sheppard

Title: Fractured Fairy Tales
Author: Amireal
Rating: R
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Spoilers: THE HIVE!! This is Pre and Post Ep fic!
Beta: chopchica Weee! Thank you! Despite the fact that you secretly wished for me to write this fic even as I refused. And by secretly wished I mean was all "WRITE ME POST-EP FIC NOW, BITCH!!" Curse you. And to seperis who bitchslapped my commas into submission without even being asked to. You rock!

EDIT: I have added about 3 paragraphs near the end.

Length: 4,300ish words.

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Where Did All the Physics Go?, SGA, NC-17, McKay/Sheppard

Title: Where Did All the Physics Go?
Author: Amireal
Rating: There be sexin' at some point.
Summary: "But that's just not possible!"
Genre: Crossover of DOOOM
Blame: YOU! *points* ALL of you!
 
Warnings: This should never have been written, ever. It's wrong and… evil and wrong. And they're digging me a special place in hell just for thinking of writing it.
 
Author's note: I really don't want to tell you what the crossover is because it sort of ruins the punch, if you really want to know, there's a link up top that'll take you to a seperate page that'll tell you what you want to know. You find out pretty quick though, so if you're willing to bear with me, you won't be waiting long. Thanks to chopchica for the beta, for I am a surly and unthankful bitch.

Lt. Colonel Face

Coping Mechanisms, SGA, NC-17, McKay Sheppard

Title: Coping Mechanisms
Author: Amireal
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard

Disclaimer: If they were mine, there'd be waaay more emotional continuity. So there. Also, I probably wouldn't be buying lotto tickets

Author's notes: Thanks to chopchica who had to crack the whip bunches during beta. I hate you my dear. Die in a fiery death? Thanks. *innocent blink

Length: Approx 25,000 words in four parts.

Summary: "Just because the universe is headed towards entropy is no reason to think that it won't get better."